You Might Be a Special Needs Parent

Good evening.  This is a test to find out if you are indeed a Special Needs Parent!  (Done in the style of a famous performer...)

If you have an honorary degree in patching drywall....you might be a special needs parent

If its been so long since you've been to the doctor that they thought you were dead.....you might be a special needs parent

If you call 9-1-1 and they immediately refer to you by name....you might be a special needs parent

If "going fishing" to you means retrieving something thrown into the toilet....you might be a special needs parent

If there is currently a food item stuck on your ceiling...you might be a special needs parent

If the bags under your eyes have to be checked in at the airport....you might be a special needs parent

If a special dinner out means supersizing your drive-thru meal....you might be a special needs parent

If you tell stories that sends your therapist to HIS therapist....you might be a special needs parent

If the question "can't you just get a babysitter" makes you reach for a bottle of wine....you might be a special needs parent

If a good night's sleep comes as often as Haley's comet....you might be a special needs parent

If you consider 5 minutes in the bathroom as your "me time"...you might be a special needs parent

If you fear a full moon like a vampire fears sunlight.....you might be a special needs parent

If you know where the exits are as soon as you enter a room....you might be a special needs parent

If you ever had a bruise so big you gave it a nickname....you might be a special needs parent

If you watch "Cops" just to see the cops at somebody else's house for once....you might be a special needs parent

If your child thinks the house is "clothing optional"....you might be a special needs parent


And most of all...

If you can find a little humor and light in everything you do, and if you love your special person without fail and without conditions, and everything you do is dedicated to the well-being of your family......you must be a wonderful special needs parent.

Be well and God bless.   Tom